Sunday, 15 November 2015

One more Breakup story..

They met somewhere in a marriage party while they both were in schools.They fell in love after a few months.Girl wanted to become a doctor and boy a successful businessman.But the girl insisted him on cracking a good engineering college stating the reason that their family will not agree on the relation as she was going to be a doctor,anyhow the guy agreed for the sake of his beautiful so called asset.Both were madly in love with each other for nearly 2 years while they were still in their midway of preparation.Within short span of time girl qualified for MBBS in a reputed medical college whereas guy was still mugging to get into an good engineering college.He failed for the first 2 attempts,girl convinced him to try harder,he fucks his sleep and works like an ant to qualify for the best engineering college in India.Still he fails the next year.Now he was from a middle class family and comes to know that his father is running short of money for his tutions.
He decided to quit his coaching and join a course on mass communication or journalism which was his passion since childhood.
Now 

Girl :- R u crazy ! You want to be a fucking news reader or reporter or an ad sales asst ,seriously !

Boy :- Darling you know how much I have been working to get in to engineering since last three years,my father is a office assistant and he cant afford my tution fees any longer.

Girl :- Ok ok..! So why dont you simply prepare for a bank kind of job so that I can at least convice my family and friends that I am marrying a Banker.

Boy :- I dont fucking understand ,do you love me or my job ?

Girl :- Dont ask me silly questions, you very well know that I am very conscious about my social image.

Boy :- You mean to say being with me hampers your image ? Is that ?

Girl :- I am not saying,You are saying.

Boy :- I want you sweetheart , engineering was never my cup of tea,for your sake I have tried but I failed,how many more fucking years do I keep myself glued to books for no reason ?

Girl :- I dont want to listen a word ...if you want me then either you opt for a Bank kinda job or engineering,why on earth being a doctor I would marry a news reader. 

Boy :- Why do you think I will only take up a job like you are saying,its my dream.

Girl :- I dont think its going to work out any more,you better take up your dream and my dreams will be fullfilled by someone else better than you.Just get lost.

Boy :- So you want to break up ..huh..?

Girl :- I dont want, I already have.You loser..! 

After 8 years of this Incident ( At a shopping center)

Friend 1 :- Hey man ! How are you doing ,long time since we met.

Friend 2 :- This crazy s*n of a b*tch has shown his face after 4 years of passing out from IIT,where the hell were you.

Guy :- Had gone to Germany for an assingnment.Just been to India few days back,tell me whats up ?

Friend 1 :- Hey howz you Ex-GF, heard that she has filed for a divorce from her husband.

Guy :- Jesus ! But she had married a millonare businessman isnt it just 3 years back...

Friend 2 :- Yah...yah..! he just got bankrupt .

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